Last Friday I molested myself. I got a haircut after 2 yrs, 1 month & 9 days. A record for me. I used to pop in at the barber's for a beard trim now & then when things got a little out of hand. The lecherous bastard use to eye my hair everytime & then he'd smile and ask if I needed a haircut or modest snip at the ends. I bet he got his kicks when he hacked off a sizable portion.
To guage the damage:
Before (Thats a Green Glass Bottle)
After (Thats a home-made Candle*)
* To purchase home-made candles contact me. For scented candles I suggest this DIY technique- Burn candle & smoke incense sticks simultaneously:)
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